I Hate Pigeons

[Verse 1]
In the summertime when the skies are blue
And a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love
There are dreadful things that I wish to do
When I see those pigeons up above (La-la-la)

[Verse 2]
When you're with your bird and your spirits soar
You relent and offer them a crust of bread
And they coo-coo-coo as they fly away
While they leave their "thank you" on your head (La-la-la)

[Chorus]
Oh, I hate pigeons
They're dirty birds
They are very...

[Outro]
Due to circumstances be-ee-yond our control
Both te-technically and so-so-soo
This song shall be contin-oo-ued some day
(Due to circumstances beyond our control
Both technically and socially
This song shall be continued some day)