Jersey Girl

When your daddy's away and your brother's asleep
I'll call you, Jersey girl
Can I sleep over? I won't tell our friends, my Jersey girl
The whole town's dry except for shady Russian kids
I don't give a shit, come on, let's go and get fucked up
Get fucked up

In your daddy's car, we don't drive too far, my Jersey girl
Let me see that bag, where do you keep your Zig-Zags? My Jersey girl
The whole town's crawling with bored 5-0s
I'll just put it in my sock, tie my kicks then we can go
Oh-oh

'Most of us, we'll never leave our stupid little town'
Well, I hope that's true 'cause if you stay behind
I'll keep you safe and sound
I'll probably work at CVS or A&P
Don't go, stay here with me

Just think about all the candy
I can steal for you everyday
I'll get a full time job at Blockbuster
And burn you a hundred DVD-Rs
Jersey girl

When your daddy's away and your brother's asleep
I'll call you, Jersey girl (Jersey girl)
Can I sleep over? I won't tell our friends, my Jersey girl

The whole town's ours if you want it to be
You don't need a degree, wait 'til my video's on MTV

Well, I hope that's true 'cause if you stay behind
I'll keep you safe and sound
I'll probably work at CVS or A&P
Don't go, stay here with me

Just think about all the candy (baby)
I can steal for you everyday (your favorites)
I'll get a full time job at Blockbuster (night and day)
And burn you a hundred DVD-Rs
Jersey girl