I Love Your Face (But I Hate Your Guts)

You walk, you talk, you stalk
You sigh, you cry, you lie
When I see you, walk by
My blood begins to fry, hey!
You meet, you greet, you beat
You wake, you break, you fake
With wealth and grace and fame
I click, I load, I aim!
I love your ways
I love your strut
I love your face
But I hate your guts!
You blush, you crush, you flush
You sway, you stray, you prey
A living, breathing dream
Makes me wanna scream!
I love your ways
I love your strut
I love your face
But I hate your guts!
Yeah, I hate your guts!
Man, I hate your guts!
I just hate your guts!
You slash, you smash, you trash
You crack, you smack, you whack
And if I had my way
I'd blow your world away!
I love your ways
I love your strut
I love your face
I love your ways
I love your strut
I love your face
But I hate your guts!