The Cult Leader

I don't know why I'm here
Why these people worship me
I just said some crap
Some baloney

But they ate it right up
And so, being me
I saw this as an excellent
Opportunity!

I don't really know how I became a cult leader
No I don't really know how I became the cult leader

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
They giveth and I take
I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
They giveth and I take

Is it too late now
For me to call time-out?
Even I'm not sure
What the fuss is all about!

I am not to blame, you see
This is just what they need!
It just happens to be an excellent
Opportunity!

I feel a little guilty too, but things might be worse if they knew
I feel a little guilty too, but things might be worse if they knew

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
They giveth and I take
I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
They giveth and I take
They giveth and I take
They giveth and I take

Oh, they giveth and I take