The Etiquette of Handing Scissors and Knives

[Intro]
What's that?
What's that, you say?
This song is about the etiquette of handing scissors and knives?
(Stabbing?)
(I get an F)

[Chorus]
There's an etiquette to how you do it
There's an etiquette of handing scissors and knives
The point is avoiding potentially
Stabbing someone like you did
So now I'm singing this song

[Chorus]
There's an etiquette to how you do it
There's an etiquette of handing scissors and knives
The point is avoiding potentially
Stabbing someone like you did
So now I'm singing this song

[Bridge]
Practicing good habits will get you far in life
(The point is avoiding potentially)
Practicing good habits will get you far
(The point is avoiding potentially)
Practicing good habits will get you far in life
(The point is avoiding potentially)
How you do it
(Stabbing someone like you did)

[Chorus]
There's an etiquette to how you do it
There's an etiquette of handing scissors and knives
The point is avoiding potentially
Stabbing someone like you did
So now I'm singing this song