Regression Song

[Verse 1]
When you were a kid everything was easy
Everything was A-OK
Pokemon, scooby doo
No one to tell you someday you’d end up gay

[Verse 2]
Now you’re grown up and everything is scary
Everything is time, money, stress
What you would give to do it all again
This time in a polka dot dress

[Chorus]
Bring me back some orange tic-tacs
And a happy meal with a toy
All I want is another shot
But this time don’t call me a boy
Barbie car, pink chalk on the tar
Lemme give it another whirl
Modelling clay, and cartoons on Saturday
But this time I wanna be a girl

[Chorus]
Bring me back some orange tic-tacs
And a happy meal with a toy
All I want is another shot
But this time don’t call me a boy
Barbie car, pink chalk on the tar
Lemme give it another whirl
Modelling clay, and cartoons on Saturday
But this time I wanna be a girl

[Chorus]
Bring me back some orange tic-tacs
And a happy meal with a toy
All I want is another shot
But this time don’t call me a boy
Barbie car, pink chalk on the tar
Lemme give it another whirl
Modelling clay, and cartoons on Saturday
But this time I wanna be a girl