Lovely People

He reads his paper in his favorite chair,
When the bus stops all the people want to stare,
You see, he never ever seems to mind,
He's busy dipping coupons for his wife.

He orders take-out every other day,
From the chinese place on Broadway,
Two orders please and hold the rice
It's bad for the figure and the wife.

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HIs sister visits once a month
He still feels like it way too much
You see, they never got along
Because her perfume is so strong.

He used to work for the paper mill,
But now he's at home working on a still
He's talks to Russia on the radio
So he'll know just the right time to go.

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