Lonesome Kicker

[Verse 1]
Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker
Extra points, field goals at your service
One might think it comes with glory
You might think different after you listen to my story
My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask
What it possibly could protect, I do not know
The other guys on the team like to make fun of my little shoulder pads
And also like to hide the special shoe I need to kick in the snow
People think it's so easy to kick a field goal from the 30 yard line
They forget to add seven yards for the snap and ten more cause the goal posts are pushed way back
In 1974 the uprights were right on the goal line but some of the players were running into them and getting hurt
So screw the kicker...who cares about the kicker?

[Hook]
But I kick that ball and I pray it goes straight
If it does the coach says "Good job number eight"
He doesn't even know my name is Andre Kristacovitchlalinski Jr
But that's the life I live...the Lonesome Kicker

[Verse 2]
Kickoffs can be so very scary
Especially if the returner breaks on through
And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him
I don't want to get hurt so I pretend to tie my shoe
Once again I'm ignored by my teammates and all my coaches
"Go back where you came from!" scream 70,000 fans
Well, I know I could win their love back by catching a winning touchdown
But unfortunately I was born with these very small hands

[Hook]
And I hope that the cameras don't come in too close
Cause they might see the tears in my eyes
As I sit on this bench made of cold hearted wood
And the splinters go deep in my thighs
And the towel boy snickers as he walks by...the Lonesome Kicker

[Bridge]
Another blocked kick
And everybody blames me
But it was the left guard who didn't pick up his man
Oh, why can't they see

[Verse 3]
In my home country I could have been a minor league soccer player
But I came to America seeking fortune and seeking fame
I didn't realize that if I shanked one and blew the point spread
Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi after the game

[Hook]
So I go home at night
Cause I never get invited to go drinking with the other guys
And I sit in my chair and I soak my foot
As I eat a plate of cold french fries
And my wife's out with her quote unquote friend
And my son can't look me in the eyes
But that's the life I live...the Lonesome Kicker

[Outro]
Kicking for you
They took my snow shoe
They're going for two

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Wann wurde das Lied “Lonesome Kicker” von Adam Sandler veröffentlicht?
Das Lied Lonesome Kicker wurde im Jahr 1997, auf dem Album “What's Your Name?” veröffentlicht.

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