Baby It’s Hell Outside

[Verse 1: The P & Aidad Cochliner]
I really can't stay (But, baby, it’s hell outside)
I don’t wanna play (But, baby, doom’s divine)
I’ve had a good time (Been hoping that you'd play doom)
Making tunes (I'll tutorial, then you can boom)
Instead what if I played bloons (Or you could make demons kaboom)
Or we could play phasmo some more (Listen to the hellfire roar)
Vinnie wants to stream it takes two (But doom really makes me swoon)
Maybe I’ll play until level four (I’ll put some CDs on of some Korn)

The server might think (Baby, it's fun to play)
Say, you really stink! (But Argent D’Nur has wraiths)
I wish I knew how (Place the sentinel battery now)
To get out of this hell (I'll take control, you’re not playing well)
I ought to say, "No, no, Aidad" (Doom’s good I should play that)
At least I'm gonna say I was forced (The Dark Lord is all the demon’s source)

[Chorus: The P, Aidad Cochliner & Both]
I really can't slay
(Oh, baby, don't doom out)
Baby, it's doom outside

[Verse 2: The P & Aidad Cochliner]
I really wanna go (But, baby, it's hell outside)
The answer is no (But, baby, doom’s divine)
Playing golf was fun (SGN looks like the sun)
But Doom makes me snore (Nerd emoji I, say for sure)
Can’t we play something ambitious (Gosh your lips look delicious)
I should edit videos, I’ve done four (We should go kill Davoth’s core)
The gameplay is too repetitious (Gosh your lips are delicious)
But maybe just a few levels more (Knocking on the Archvile’s door)

I've gotten hit so much (But, baby, it’s only a touch)
Say, how do I heal (The demon’s life force, you steal)
Huh, you really like doom (I know, it makes me coom)
But I don't you see? (If you hate doom, then you hate me)
I’m bound to regret playing this game (there is not a feeling of shame)
I can’t even have fun if I tried (I hope you get pneumonia and die)

[Chorus: The P, Aidad Cochliner & Both]
I really can't slay
(Get over that doom out)
Baby, it's doom
Baby, it's doom outside