Cellulite
[Chorus]
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
[Verse 1: Alaska Thunderfuck]
Heavy hitters, swingin' in the big leagues
Loaded bases, home run, winnin' just by intrigue
Champions, the thickness overtakes you
Undefeated, can't be beat, the weight is just a breakthrough
Thick-ity thick, thick bitches to the rescue
Superpowers on that ass, bitch, don't make me test you
One by one, we're saving the Earth
Jump on this train and succumb to the girth
Fuck your daddy issues, I got father trauma
You're messin' 'round with boys, you don't need that drama
Come on over here and try that dad bod flavor
Slammin' you down, changing your behavior
Class has started, school is in session
Spank me with the ruler, Dad, and teach me a lesson
I cannot wait to feel the weight, come crush me with that chunk-chunk
I think tonight that maybe you should take the top bunk
[Pre-Chorus: Alaska Thunderfuck]
Ha, you think that's funny?
Uh, I want to dip it in honey
Body like that, you'll be making some money
Got a ass so fat, it got cellulite, honey
[Chorus]
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
[Verse 2: Alaska Thunderfuck]
Henny honey, I'm dripping with the sweetness
A Winnie the Pooh bear makes me weak in the knees, sis
Seven-layer hot fudge decadent cake
My legs are praying in the air, for heaven's sake
Snap me like a Kit Kat, give me break
Dive in head first and swim in Darienne's lake
I'm a motherfuckin' witch, burn my pussy at the stake
Treat my pussy like a Trixie and fuck it with a rake
We're livin' in a culture that's bombarded by the magazines
But you know you're worshippin' the thickness from behind the scenes
Fuck a fat-shamer, want to finish my fries?
Acting like you don't want to get up in them thighs
Put that body in the light, it don't need a disguise
Color me a minus, I'm attracted to the plus size
[Pre-Chorus: Alaska Thunderfuck]
Ha, you think that's funny?
Uh, I want to dip it in honey
Body like that, you'll be making some money
Got a ass so fat, it got cellulite, honey
[Chorus]
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
[Verse 3: Big Dipper]
Ooh, I'm fat
Ooh yeah, I said it with an F and a P-H and a jiggle in my belly
Shaking my weight all the way to the bank
Thick life, dreaming 'bout my chubby chunks when you wank
Dipping sauce, that's my weakness
Taste every flavor, love it when you eat this
Cottage cheese thighs, more like a cheese platter
Dairy free, but Miss Cheesecake where it matters
No pants, let this body loose
I only fuck with dudes who weigh more than you
'Bout the bare necessities, you could break a sweat with me
Grab my love handles and we could be in ecstasy
Fatness is my strength, thunder thighs galore
Chunkita give you fever when I stomp and shake the floor
Shape is what I like, heft is what I need
If you thick where it counts, it'll get me on my knees
[Chorus]
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
[Chorus]
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom' tops into subs