Mumford
Joe Auckland
I've lived a lie for many years
I've lied to you my friends most dear
It's time for you to hear what I have to say
The truth, it weighs me down
Please don't think that I am proud
I stand with my head bowed, your forgiveness I beg
I have stood by your side bursting with pride
Smiling so wide always
Always
I have wiped all of your bums
Cause you are all my actuals sons
I have tickled all of your tongues
And I've had sex with all of your mums
Every last one
Yes I've done all of your mums