Don’t Be a Dick, Ted

[Verse 1]
The world is gonna change so fast, son
My mamma told me when I was young
People gonna say you're old-fashioned
When you hold the door but don't hold back your love

[Pre-Chorus]
You'll have every chance to be a lesser man
Child, don't forget

[Chorus]
Don't steal somebody's girl, even if you're better looking
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh
Don't talk about your friends, sayin' things you know you shouldn't
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh

[Post-Chorus]
I hope you're here for a long time, make it a good time
Make sure the love you give is more than you take
When you meet somebody who never leaned the rules that you did
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh
Tell 'em, don't be addicted to yourself
Don't be addicted to yourself, don't be addict
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh

[Verse 2]
If you make a whole lot of money
Have a million people that know your name
Or if you settle down in a small town
And show up late to a job you hate

[Pre-Chorus]
You'll have every chance to be a lesser man
Child, don't forget

[Chorus]
Don't steal somebody's girl, even if you're better looking
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh
Don't talk about your friends, sayin' things you know you shouldn't
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh

[Post-Chorus]
I hope you're here for a long time, make it a good time
Make sure the love you give is more than you take
When you meet somebody who never leaned the rules that you did
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh
Tell 'em, don't be addicted to yourself
Don't be addicted to yourself, don't be addict
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh

[Outro]
That girl breaks your heart and that guy cuts you off
You've tried everything but nothing seems to stick
Just don't be addicted to yourself
Don't be addicted to yourself, don't be addict
But oh-eh-oh, but oh-eh-oh