Happy Families

Have you got Miss Fortune?
She's the daughter of rich parents, all she does is cry
One four-letter word is all she wants
But you can’t buy love so there's no supply

Will you take young Master Charge?
The boy who's living well beyond his father’s means
(Happy families)
See his mother kill herself with work
To keep her dandy in the latest jeans
(Happy families)

Happy families is a kid's game
Happy families is your main aim
It starts out with a dealing in the middle of the night
And ends up with a full house if you play your cards out right
Mum says Dad is cheating
You should see the grown-ups fight for...
Happy families
The game that's sure to please

Have you got young Master Race?
The bigot son who, like his dad is fueled with fear
(Happy families)
Not so much a son more of a stormtrooper
To burn the books when Dad's not here
(Happy families)

Happy families is a kid's game
Happy families is your main aim
You start out with your first cub and you think that life's a song
You'll end up with a wolfpack if you lay your cards out wrong
Dad says Mom is cheating
You can see the children long for...
Happy families
The game that's sure to please

Have you got Miss Carriage?
She’s the girl who wants a baby that she cannot find
(Happy families)
Strange, the ones who want to win the race
Are usually the ones who fall behind