Where I’m Calling You From

Breathing cigarettes
Eatin' gum
Chasin' taillights

Animals are edgy
Howling at the sun
...earthquake coming...

I'm paying off my karma
Can't be no Dharma bum
Not when my days are numbered...

There is a bullet out here
It's got my name upon it
There is a strip of road
I shouldn't walk down on it
All of my ex-wives
From all my past lives
Have formed a posse on me
Where I'm calling
Calling you from

There is a woman out here
She says I owe her
Man, I hardly even know her!
(Where I'm calling
Calling you from)
She misspelled "Prophecy"
In prophecy she sent to me
"P-r-o-f-i-c-i-e"
(Where I'm calling
Calling you from)

She sent me polaroids
She sent me crystals
She's got my address and a semi-automatic pistol
Says she's my ex-wife
She's from my last life
She's back for vengeance, baby!

I might be paranoid
I might be schizophrenic
I'll let you know
When I can find a minute
All of my ex-wives
From all my past lives
Have formed a posse on me

Where I'm calling
Calling you from