Funny Bone

You’re a son of a gun, said you were a friend of mine
Could not pay rent all of the time, so I got you a job cause you had none
You’re a son of a bitch, first day you handed out lies and rumours
You did spout like how you think that I’m a white witch

And I wouldn’t even know, if you even had one little teeny tiny funny bone
Well if I tell a joke or do an impression of you, your micro expressions, won’t even show

It’s the last time that I throw you a bone, the last time I hear you moan
It’s the last time, the last time that I throw you a bone
The last time, I hear you moan

And I can’t keep up, standardised breast cup, double D through
You wanted me to be skinny binny, fat free and pleasing to the eyes
Don’t talk to other guys and shut the fuck right up!

It’s the last time that I throw you a bone, the last time, I hear you moan
It’s the last time, the last time, I throw you a bone
The last time, I hear you moan

My patience is outrun, now take your guns and get right out of here
Take your beers, your stupids fears, five, four, three, two, one

It’s the last time I throw you a bone, the last time I hear you moan
It’s the last time, the last time, I throw you a bone
The last time, I hear you moan

So treat em’ mean and keep em’ keen
And lean, it’s the “Selfish Gene”
I don’t know just what your talkin’
You’re not smart like Richard Dawkins, ohh

Kiss my funny bone
Kiss my funny bone
Kiss my funny bone
(why is that funny?)
It’s the last time haha