Lornaderek
RICHARD D JAMES
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Richard,
Happy birthday to you.
Hah-hah-hah.
Happy birthday my little son - my little 28-year-old son!
Well, you were born by now, because you were born about five o'clock in the morning.
Er... you'll have a lovely day. I hope your card came.