Found God (parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

I ain't nothin' but I found God
It took quite a long time
I went knockin' and I found God
In spite of all my crimes
Well, I had several naughty habits
But my faith was genuine
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life

Well, in verse 24 I read it
There In St. John chapter 5
I ain't nothin' but I found God
Christ is bona fide
He came knockin' and I found God
I said, Christ, come inside
Well, I repented of my habits
And I waved those sins goodbye

LEAD

Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life

Well, in Luke 23 the robber
Got the same promise as I

LEAD

Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
You know, He said to me, I'd pass
From death right into life

Well, He said Heaven's automatic
If you place your faith in Christ
You ain't nothin' till you've found God
Find Him while there's time
You keep knockin' till you've found God
Christ, He doesn't hide
Well, it's in 7:7 Matthew
You seek and then you'll find