Buffalo Billycan

Blue-eyed Buffalo Billycan
His best friend is his, faithful is his
Baked bean brother Dan [?]
Nice as pie, all wrapped up in a package in his wet dream

All he ever wanted to do was laugh at your faff
All he ever wanted to do was laugh
All he ever wanted to do was laugh at your faff
All he ever wanted to do was laugh

Long-time, loose-living woman
She done lost her mind, don't give a damn
'Cause these days she's getting her kicks
She's changed her ways, now she's teaching kids the bible every Sunday

Hm, look it there
She's really getting her kicks
Guest [?], laugh at your faff

Hm, look it there
She's really getting her kicks
Guest [?], laugh at your faff

All she ever wanted to do was laugh at your faff
All she ever wanted to do was laugh

Blue-eyed Buffalo Billycan
Control his mind with a six-shooting dame [?]
Be trigger-happy fingers snappy
And his lazy lust-loving woman
She done seen me come in a Cadillac car
Up to the whiskey bar where electric guitars go far

All I ever wanted to do was laugh at your faff
All I ever wanted to do was laugh
All I ever wanted to do was laugh at your faff
All I ever wanted to do was laugh
All I ever wanted to do was laugh at your faff
All I ever wanted to do-