#1 9-12-98

Nice girls know not to straddle a horse
Nice girls don't soak the saddle
Foul play occurs if the jockey's rule is not followed
St. Peter has taught us to spit and not swallow

Nice girls know not to use tampons
Judy Garland doesn't use tampons

Nice girls enjoy lust before lunchtime
Nice girls enjoy my erection on the school bus
If a nice girl's shrink wrap is torn
Family values have taught us to return her

Nice girls know not to use tampons
Judy Garland doesn't use tampons