Raise The Bar

Make a list of the top five legal MCs
Oh right it's just me
So I guess it's time to spit another lesson
Rhymes hit direct they connect and drip with venom
Imma shred em when they bring aggression passive
Like when they have no plan and react randomly combative
Or hit us with a diss in a footnote passage
In a brief in a case that we're not even a part of
In a case in a wheel that we're breaking people out of
It's a deal that looks real but really goes to the heart of
Everything that's wrong with the landscape today
Perfecting the perception it's just lawyers getting paid so
Snap Back mask up
Understand our plan to raise the plaintiffs bar up
It would be silly to ignore this it's the calm before the storm hits
The calm before you war with noncompliant nonconformists
Edelson orange kicks I get sentimental
The color scheme essential for the kids that love to meddle
Yeah we know this special we keep our sets high
You can pick apart my rhymes always keep them in supply
I wrote this in the dark
My shadow boxing punch lines
Go on take your best shot be warned it's not a good time
Cause we just jumped a few levels it's a steep incline
No trolls here we take care our business offline
See I write raps at night when I need to unwind
I take aim at lawyers on the other side
Of the room of the court of the street of the V
What I mean if you ain't with Edelson PC
Then you don't fucking bleed the same color as me
And you'll see how we treat parasitic attorneys
Line em up one-two-three
Knock em down with this MC
When we plan our attack I doubt you are ready
I think that back in the day when we made a play
We must have looked like a MAC truck bulldozing down the lane
Dunked it like Shaquille and flexed as all that glass rained
Down all around us queue up the ticker tape parade
But now we understand the pitch and key and time to cook
Our style is direct theirs is secret and shook
I'm talking about the type that try the oldest tricks in the book
Ones like made ya look they all looking like crooks
Like the one whose pride died when he got smoked by your boy
In front of a fully packed crowd backed up to the door
In the biggest courtroom on the twenty fifth floor
And out in the hallway were ten times more
Should of seen the room stop when this punk walked in
With eight or nine lawyers and at least ten bins
Of documents binders pens whatever
I looked at my people we more confident than ever
We carved up their witnesses like chefs at fine dining
Only item on the menu was a directed finding
So that's what it is and we knew that you were done
When the whole room erupted when the gavel went thump
Next thing we knew was news crews chasing you
And you running away
Now the cameras turned back to us again
Tell us how you beasted a trial veteran
That went to the best school and just comes across real stern
And has his name on the top of the door of his firm
I'm like we don't give two fucks about that
Teen Wolf get back to the Risk board stat
Don't want to hear the compliments
We're here for all their continents!
At that very moment had his armies building up EPC monuments
Better slide to the side or brace for impact
We're that turn of the knob when Pabs smells up your flesh
And he runs in the room to break shit and maul you
And fry you up with something so stop with all that fronting
How does a law firm with lawyers playing ping pong in the foyer
Graduate elevate to heavyweights and destroyers?
Oooh better check your sources
We've been heavyweight since baby weight
The plaintiff side enforcers
And the whole plaintiffs bar has been super supportive
Ha Ha jokes on you without us what in the world would you do?
No please that's rhetorical you've dropped a bunch of clues
Like selling out for cash racing to the bottom fast
Not even getting a dollar for the class in Equifax yeah