Head (She’s Just A...) (Rock Version)
I went down to the carnival in Newtown square
It said, "Twenty-five cents for a sight that's rare"
I gave up the dough for the freak show
She had a beautiful face, but a body?
No!
Beautiful face
She don't take up much space
She's just a head
I can't walk very far
I can't drive a car
I'm just a head
She cannot really dance
And I can't get in her pants
Because heads don't wear pants
I have no room for a heart
I have no bottom to fart
I'm just a head
He overwhelmed mе with charm
So I left under his arm
We wеnt all over the place
Although I'm not much more than a face
Everything's fine
Except I'm lacking a spine
When his friends call
I get to play ball
Beautiful face
And she don't take up much space
Because she is just a head
I can't walk very far
I can't drive a car
I'm a head
She cannot really dance
And I can't get in her pants
Because heads don't wear no pants, no no
No room for a heart
I have no bottom to fart
I'm just a head
She's just a head
I'm a head
[x3]
She's just a head
Head, head
Head
(Head, head)
You are nothing but a [?] head
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