Marc Payson Is a Drunk
Seth Putnam
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Marc Payson, Marc Payson
Marc Payson is a drunk
At 8 am he has a beer
At 9 am he has a beer
At 10 am he has a beer
He's a fucking queer
At 1 pm he has a beer
At 2 pm he has a beer
At 3 pm he has a beer
Then he goes to work
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He always shows up drunk to work
He always shows up drunk to meetings
He's always drunk around the house
I'm glad you got kicked out
What's up with your hairline
Your saxophone is doing fine
You're 25 your kid Is 9
And your father just died
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