Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay
And he's fucking gay

Your father is the 4th worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of his gay fucking songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay
And he's fucking gay

Your father sucks so fucking bad
You knew you'd get beaten up at school
You were sick of hearing "You Look Wonderful Tonight"
So you jumped out a really high up window

Sometimes I wish you didn't die
Because I hate the song "Tears in Heaven"
I was glad you died, until I heard that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay