KW Jesus TV Roof Appeal

[Spoken radio transmission]
"Hi, you're listening to the Nervous Ice and Cheap Cola Show. The name's Dave Christ, the brother that Jesus forgot
I want you to put your hands in your pants, feel around, smile a little bit, bring out something to shine, put it in an envelope, and send it to me at KW Jesus TV, and we'll get this roof back on my house...
Damn! Shit! ... on the church."

[Actual song begins]
Little child of Jesus, sit upon my knee
Tune into your daddy on the big TV
Little child of Jesus, don't you want to be free?
Little child of Jesus, get up off of that tree!
It might be a single franc or a thousand pounds
But every little bit counts if we're going to get this roof back on the church

Little child of Jesus, take a look around
Can you hear you father if he doesn't make a sound?
Put your hands in my heart, take me every pound
Little child of Jesus, I'm coming into town
Tune me on the dial, Radio heaven bound

We might be locked all day in all the big cities, but we do this for the sake of the undesirables, because if you ain't got a roof then they won't have shelter, and besides, the roof can be much prettier than the sky
You can have little gold angels, but always keep your eyes level, not up
The Lord is all around you

Little child of Jesus, sit up on my knee
Tune into your daddy on the big TV
Little child of Jesus, don't you want to be free?
Little child of Jesus, to get our Christmas tree?
Little child of Jesus, take a look around
Can you hear you father if he doesn't make a sound?
Put your hands in my heart take me for every pound
Little child of Jesus I'm coming into town

It might be a single grape
Could even be ten pounds
But every little bit counts, ladies and gentlemen, to get this roof back on the foundation of civilization

Keep the rain off your devotion. Keep the rain off your devotion
Keep the rain off your devotion. Keep the rain off your devotion
Keep the rain off your devotion. Keep the rain off your devotion
Keep the rain off your devotion. Keep the rain off your devotion

I am watching you. I am the almighty
'Every move you make' ain't no pop song
It's me watching the lead on the roof but it ain't going anywhere
So put your hands in your pants, pawn your TV if you have to
Buy a cheaper one and use the difference to build this roof and keep the rain off your devotion
Keep the rain off your devotion
And in this way you will find a...

Little child of Jesus, sit up on my knee
Tune into your daddy on the big TV
Put your hands in my heart, take me for every pound
Little child of Jesus, I'm coming into town
Little child of Jesus, sit me on the ground
Tune me on the dial to Radio Heaven Bound