One-Two-Three (You, Her or Me)

[Chorus]
One (one), Two (two), Three (three)
You, her or me
One (one), Two (two), Three (three)
You, her or me

[Verse 1]
We've been taught in school simple arithmetic
You know, three won't go into two
We can't act another lie, no no
Oh, no it just can't be, it just can't be no other
You know it just can't be, it just can't be no other

[Chorus]
One (one), Two (two), Three (three)
You, her or me (I can't live with another)
One (one), Two (two), Three (three, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You, her or me

[Verse 2]
My love must be why you stay with me
When she gives you the material things you need
But I can't afford to sharе none of you
Oh, no it just won't do, it just won't do sharing you
No, it just won't do, it just won't do sharing you

[Chorus]
One (one), Two (two), Three (three, yеah, yeah, yeah)
You, her or me (I can't live with a number)
One (one), Two (two), Three
You, her or me

[Vocalizing]

[Chorus]
One (one), Two (two), Three (three)
You, her or me (I can't do it)
One (one), Two (two), Three (three)
You, her or me

[Outro]
You know, we've been taught in school
Just simple arithmetic
It ain't no way three will ever go into two
I don't care if you use decimals, fractions
A calculator, a computer, or whatever
It just won't work
And I say that to say this
Love was meant for two people
Caring, sharing and loving
One, two or three
One, two, three
But somehow, we got our mathematics mixed up
We got ourselves a triangle
Something's wrong
Something's just got to give
There's got to be a change
Somebody's got to go

[Chorus]
One (one), Two (two), Three (three)
You, her or me (I can't live with a number)
One (one), Two (two), Three (three)
You, her or me (I can't [?])
One (one), Two (two), Three (three)
It's you, her or me (Oh, I can't do it)
One (one), Two (two), Three (yeah yeah, yeah)
You, her or me (Somebody's got to go now)