Pee Hits the Wee/Stanley (skit)

[Verse]
What you gonna do when pee hits the wee?
Are you gonna stand and drink like a man?
Will you pee and be hard?
Or you die and eat poo?
I said "What you gonna do when pee hits the wee?"
Are you gonna stand and drink like a man?
Will you pee and be hard?
Or you die and eat poo?

[Skit]
Stanley knew he had not done what he was expected to do, and as a result he was forced to watch the screen fade to black