Beastie Groove

Now don't start a fessin', you'll all have a chance
We're so damn hard, we never slip
Gonna rock, gonna roll, we'll take control
But if ya' had to rock the mic, it's in the soul
In the heart, in the mind, it'll make you blind
It'll make the other rappers a drop a dime
Do you mind, huh, it can take you home
And teach you not to fess on the microphone

[MCA]
M-A-Z-I-N-G
I'm a messing on the mic at all the cool parties
I've been on the mic in Rome and Capri
And all the fine Italian women fell in love with me
Now Mike D's stroll, stealin' the show
I say, come on Mike D, let's flash some dough
On the go all of the time
When you're rappin' your rhyme, you know you ring my chime
And now he's the one who's gonna show you how to dance
The King Adrock don't give him a chance
When he starts to dance, the ladies gather around
The King Adrock, he's gonna get down
He'll bust the know how to do it to you
Just four fresh folks and we form a fresh crew
Adrock just make that move
Just rock to the rhythm of the Beastie groove

I say K-I-N-G A-D rock
You know the whole world is on my jock
I got girls after me on the T-I-P
And I will do it to you, and you know it's you I please
Cause I'm a man who needs no introduction
Got a big tool of reproduction
Bouncin' in your ears what you always wishin'
For the day to come when I start to dishin'
On your body and your mind
Just take a number, and get in line
Cause when I get you into bed, you know I'll soothe you
Then you'll know the real meaning of the Beastie groove
And now something new, a double-time cool rhyme
From my boy Adrock sendin' tickles up your spine
Suck on this, cause he rocks gritty
A B-E-A-S-T-I-E, well, everyone knows me
You know that I can surely be the number one in frequency
I'm hip, I'm hoppin', I tick and tock
For everyone that's on my jock
You know that I can surely rock
I like to talk, I take the time
Turn it in, I turn it out
Makin' rhymes, scream and shout
King of the mic, I rock
I know how to turn you on just like a light
I'm number one, and I'm the one
King Adrock of psycho to the last
Is the day of the Beastie groove
So bet the fly rhymes to make you move
Everybody in the world, whoever you are
You better get ready, DJ Double R, huh

That's right
Hey, hey, mama

[Mike D]
Just make that move
Just rock to the rhythm of the Beastie groove
Well, I'll put it to you, I'm Mike D
I'm rappin' on the mic, a number one MC
Cause when I'm on the court, I put the ball in the hoop
I'll throw you ten bucks as I do the alley-oop
Just throw me the ball, and watch me get down
I'll take you for a sucker, and I'll throw you to the ground
Take that, if you think you can
Meet the floor and that to this here rap
Now you know you can bust that move
Everybody dance to the Beastie groove

[MCA]
Just make that move
Just rock to the rhythm of the Beastie groove
Come on gorgeous, pretty, little, French fly girlie
See me standin' on the stage and wanna' tour around the world
If you wanna' see some more
When I'm not on the floor
Just come on back stage, and I'll tell you how to turn it
If you don't know what to do, I'll do it to you
Well, just take off your clothes and start the boogaloo
Now all the nice ladies
We'll all say please
"Please"
And they all know that's me
MCA makin' the party
With the ultimate rhymes from tip to bass
Just doin' those ladies all over the place
On the floor or in the back
I never do it wack
Just put 'em in a line, layin' on their back
And then I'll do them all, one at a time
MCA so loose with the rhyme
Ohh
The BEASTIE GROOVE

Oh, fuck you...
Wh-wh-what? What am I supposed to say?