The Little Drum Machine Boy

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Aw yeah, that's the holiday
(Rum-pum-pum-pump)
That's the holiday robot funk (beeyatch)
Rum-pum-pum-pump rum-pum-pum-pump

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Right about now, we're gonna drop some
Hanukkah science (Rum-pum-pum-pump)
Yeah uh, uh, this is it

I press a button, make the gentlemen cry
I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry
And I funk this joint and
Shake that holiday gear
The system boomin' strictly Pioneer
Under the rear, bringin' a tear

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam

I turn it out in a holiday mode
Safe like a seat belt in a Volvo
Keepin' it real like a spray snow tree
We'll shut it down harmoniously
Rockin' softly, 808 beats

(Pimpin' is his game)
I get the shit lit like a menorah
This funk's so illegal
I think I might need a lawyer
I'm not a firestarter
But my beats gets hotter
Get 'em out like an allowance, footwear
I rock with New Balance
Hanukkah pimps on it, check
Check the mic, I rock the pimp no sweat
Meals are mackin', tracks jackin'
Ejaculating like buffet tables
And record labels willin' and able
To bring my funk in the place it needs be
Lifestyles of the slick and sleazy
Spin 'em around, play around, like a dreidel
Kinda science that puts ya
Back into the cradle oh my shit
Sometimes this track is so poignant
Somebody, please, pass me some kinda ointment
Put these rhymes together like a thief
Clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf
Droppin' science so you don't even
Know what hit ya
Next thing you know, you're thirteen
Gettin' a Bar Mitzvah (Pimpin' is his game)

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
(Pimpin' is his game)

Eloheinu melech ha-olam

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam

I get down, I get down
I get down all the way

I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way
I get down, I get down
I get down all the way

Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp!
Hannukah pimp, Hannukah pimp! Pimpin'
Pimpin' pimpin'
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