I Hate Going Out
[Lyrics stolen from Ben Visini's Bandcamp]
[VERSE 1]
Hey there
I know it's been a minute since we've hung out
We all would get together in some car
Go to some bar
Where half of us would sit in silence
It's so fun
Unfortunately that will have to wait some time
This isolation's gonna be quite rough
But we are tough
And if I'm honest, well there's a small small part of me
That feels relieved
A guaranteed get out of jail free card
From those awful plans that weren't that fun, don't blame me
The reason I can't hang out is the CDC
[Chorus]
It's thе perfect excusе
And it's the right thing to do
We're staying healthy by avoiding giant crowds
At least for the time being
I'll never feel pressured
No more social
Obligations
Yes, of course, I hate this situation
And they say that no one should be going out
Which works for me because I hate going out
[VERSE 2]
Before
They'd give me so much shit for never partying
"You've got to make it, everyone is here!
Come grab a beer"
I feel guilt
And so I go out and regret it
Like, near immediately wish that I'd just stayed home
It's so expensive just to make a toast
Keep my money close
I'm socially distant
But fiscally near
Wait why are you
Going outside, and not for work
So you're insensitive, a jerk
Ignoring facts
At Disneyland or the beach
The dumbass of the year award's just out of reach
[Chorus]
It's the perfect excuse
You have a chance to stay home
And yet you choose to be in giant crowds
At least for the time being
I'll never feel pressured
No more social
Obligations
Yes, of course, I hate this situation
And they say that no one should be going out
Which works for me because I hate going out
(Here we go)
[PRE-Chorus]
(Try to look on
On the bright side)
No I shouldn't have to say this
Not hard to not be racist
Out of cash
Can't wipe my ass
We're being run by dopes
If you're an introvert like me, it's how I cope
[Chorus]
It's the perfect excuse
To stay inside if you can
To take a break from being in giant crowds
At least for the time being
I'll never feel pressured
No more social
Obligations
Yes, of course, I hate this situation
And they say that no one should be going out
Which works for me because I hate going out
Which works for me because I hate going out