Incel Theme Song

[VERSE 1]
Involuntarily celibate
We're not not fucking for just the hell of it
And no girls ever give us the benefit
Of the doubt, I wonder why?

[Chorus]
Involuntarily celibate
We're jealous of the other's guy welabit
And its true that we never felt a tit
Don't rub it in, we rub ourselves enough

[VERSE 2]
Why should I behave
Why should I be nice
Why should I shower, who cares if got lice?
Why should I work out
Or put on nicer clothes
Why would girls date us
Nobody knows

[Chorus]
Involuntarily celibatе
We're just Romeos lookin' for a Juliеt
The other week I stuck my dick in a halabit (Woo oh)
It ryhmes

[VERSE 3]
Oh, we're denied the every best but of being alive
Its that sexual release that helps young men thrive
If you want to join us, we meet on Saturdays 3 to 5
In my mom's garage (She makes snacks!)

Involuntarily celibate
You know our beds aren't being made
If you fuck us, you're welcome to overstay

I'm like a egg [?]
Ain't workin' right cuz I'm never getting laid
That's right, [?]
[?]
We're not that bright
Oh no!
We're not the smart

[Pre-Chorus]
If our sexual appeal was food, we'd be all the cart (Damn!)
Now that you know us, you can join us (Hurray!)
Join our group, it's called: "Stop Hating Incels Today"

[Chorus]
So c'mon and join S-H-I-T
So c'mon and join us, we are S-H-I-T
Its a sausage best but [?] worst is the best
So if you see us on the street please tell us that you are proud of us for being S-H-I-T
Join the movement--

Of S-H-I-T
And its all will ever be (Double sharp)
(Wooo yeah!)