Funniest Things
[Verse 1]
Piece of hair inside my food
The funniest things make me think of you
In bed
I try to keep myself company
Three's a crowd and two's plenty
Warm
[Verse 2]
Against the wind that I invite in
Whistling "Are you my friend
Can I
Hold your hand?" Sorry my hand it shakes
Cigarette fishing in a lake
That caught
[Verse 3]
The kisses that you blew beneath your shoe
Talk to me and I'll talk to you
Unless
I don't want to I guess that's allowed
Happening more than I am proud
To say
[Verse 4]
So I won't say what's been on my mind
Importantest thing is to seem kind
To you
My idol for some days, to you I'll pray
Count my sins and then I'll pay
A dime
[Verse 5]
Is just a penny for each time I lied
About the reasons that I sighed
To you
To you