Shrimp Fried Rice

[Intro: TacoBell guy & Tacobell Dog]
You’re getting sleepy, very sleepy
Wait, you’re getting hungry, very hungry
Hurry in and feed your late night craving with a crunchy cheesy Mexican pizza for only 99¢ when you buy a large drink. That’s over a buck off

[Intro 2]
Mmm I think it’s time I bring it back
Destroy all the whack mother fuckers
You know we never fucking lack
Only attack when necessary

Welcome to the cemetery
I found your grave and eliminated your crave

[Verse 1]
Shrimp fried rice, cooking up everything nice
You know me, I ain’t a wimp but still come with no ice
You know my shrimp a motha fuckin’ pimp
Correction, 5 inches hopefully that’s enough to quench your thirst
I just got an erection, thankfully it don’t got lice
Maybe we should put it up for election
Because this direction, I’m the only leader
Gotta give ya money to the dealers
Because all of ya are dirty dick breathers

[Interlude]
I think I completely went off my mind with that shit
Being honest I don’t know where this comes from in my mind
Surprised y’all like this this shit
But gotta give it to ya for real

[Verse 2]
Shrimp fried rice, comin’ with everything nice
I haven’t died yet what a fuckin’ surprise
You’re all the mice and I’m the gator
That’s finna be the obliterator
Come to realisation, your god isn’t real
I’ve tried talkin' with him, he doesn’t answer worth shit
He’s a fuckin' bitch, and all of you support the rich
While I eat them and eliminate the snitch
Make all of ya fuckin’ flinch with my sound
Cuz’ imma put you down to the ground

[Outro]
This is how we end it off, by killing the rest of the flock
Just know who’s on this block, me big Byrdy bitch
You ain’t gettin' away so easily, give me a measly thirty bucks
If not imma take your chick and we gon’ fuck
Right in front of your fuckin' face
And as well at your place
Try comin’ at me, I’ll swing a damn mace
And at this rate, you’re head is gonna be on a plate
Just know I don’t do that fake bullshit
Think about the choices you make
Either you’re picking the poison
Or it’s your ass that’s getting moisten
We be makin’ noise and gettin' rid of your boys