Lynn Lynn the City of Sin

Aw, well
Tonight's a pub crawl
A shitty dive ball
Hit the Dirty Feet tonight before your mom calls
In a fumble
It's a close call
Not gettin' caught by the cops, dragged to city hall
It's MY band who set up the shitshow in the dance hall
It's MY girlfriend who broke up that little punk brawl
Nothing like a fall, more like a cell wall
But it's where my mom's from, so fuck 'em all!

(Chorus)
Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
Never going out the way you went in!
Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!
Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
Never going out the way you went in!
Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!

Told the ?s never fuck about this town
Told them if they did they'd get a Boston clampdown
Now let's go drink and the ?'s closed down
Now let's get the beer from the store and triple crown
Knuckles down, live sound while you hop right down
Dance around to the uppity sound
How now, brown cow? I'm just fuckin' around
Damn you gotta love this God-rejected town

(chorus)
Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
Never going out the way you went in!
Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!
Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
Never going out the way you went in!
Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!

Hail, rude boy! Where you at?
Drinkin' Pabst with your girl and your band at your flat!
Hail, rude girl! Where you at?
Drinkin' Pabst with your man and your band at your flat!
Hail, rude boy! Where you at?
Drinkin' Pabst with your girl and your band at your flat!
Hail, rude girl! Where you at?
Drinkin' Pabst with your man and your band at your flat!

Lynn, Lynn the city of sin
Never going out the way you went in!
Lynn, Lynn the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!
Lynn, Lynn the city of sin
Never going out the way you went in!
Lynn, Lynn the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!
Lynn, Lynn the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!
Lynn, Lynn the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!
Lynn, Lynn the city of sin
The worst damn town that you ever been in!
The worst damn town, the worst damn town
The worst damn town that you ever been in!