My Friend Dip

My friend Dipper yeah, he's real big
He makes me swallow and squawk like a pig
I've got enough for a criminal case
But I ain't worried about saving face

I love my honey in the afternoon
But I got my friend Dipper from midnight till noon
I'm fucking pissed
But I think it goes something like this

Woah hey
Baby, come on

I woke up she had her sock on the door
I needed something to scrape myself off the floor
I grab I Dipper from the top of the shelf
I was seething but I wasn't myself

I love my baby in the afternoon
But I got my friend Dipper from midnight till noon
Living like a hog
Squawk like a fucking dog

Woah hey
Baby, come on