Smoked Out Santa

Oh it’s Christmas again girl
Ooh child it’s Christmas again girl
Oh its a little chilly
You cold? I’m cold girl
Did you get the weed?
Bitch where is the weed miss thing girl?
Where is the trees?

Oh Christmas trees
Oh Christmas trees
I break you down and grind it
Oh Christmas trees
Oh Christmas trees
I roll you up and light it

I hope you brought the lighter
Girl…oh my god…(Oh you brought it!)
Did I ever tell you that time? (No you didn’t tell me!)
Bout with me and Santa we got high bitch! (What happened?)
Did I ever tell you that? (Tell me everything girl!)

I had the midnight munchies
So I went downstairs
I went for Santa’s cookies
That I had left there
I baked these special
They were handled with care
I hope that Santa like em and I wanted to share
But my munchies were so strong next thing I knew they were gone
I looked at my plate
There were nothing but crumbs
I heard a loud noise
It was coming from my chimney
Is it really Santa or is someone out to get me
And what to my bloodshot eyes would appear
It's Santa in my house grinning ear to ear

He so happy! (Girl tell me was he Black bitch?)
Yes miss thing he was black. Blacker than ever.

Holy shit I ate your cookies but I rolled us a blunt
We can spark it in the sleigh or at the crib if you want
I got goodies I got swishers I got papers I got raws
Let me grab a lighter, no I won’t tell Mrs. Claus
He said “ho ho ho,
Let’s get high high high”
We get on the sleigh to take a ride
He pulled out his whip as I lit the blunt
He say dancer he say prancer
Y’all can do what you want
Rudy lead the troops cuz we gon' cruise for a while
Then he turned to me like “pass the weed my child”
He hit the shit so hard that he started to choke
I said Santa take it easy we got plenty of smoke
I got indica, sativa and even moon rocks
Santa let me take you to my favorite spot

(Where you gonna take him?)
(Girl where did you take him? Bitch please tell me where you took Santa.)
Ooh I heard his stomach growling girl.

Now we swerving thru the hood we done smoked 10 blunts
I heard his belly growling I say""Santa what you want?""
Hey said “ho ho ho I'm so high high high,
It really don’t matter I just wanna get by”
Imma take you to some food cuz I know its finger lickin'
We went to Man-Chu we got the 5 minute chicken
He said “son this food is off the chain,
I can’t wait til we smoke again”
Then we rolled
Then we choked
Then we smoked some mo'
I said Santa you high? He said “you already know”
Then I laughed
And I laughed
I said Santa stop playing
But next Christmas eve you know where I'm staying

I got the weed I got the trees
I'll see you next year Santa
I got the weed whatever you need
I got so high with Santa

Ho ho ho when I tell you I was high high high
Girl I didn’t wanna tell Santa bye bye bye
Girl that was the best night of my life
Bitch I was smoking with Santa
That was legendary bitch!

Oh Christmas weed
Oh Christmas weed
I wanna smoke and light it
Oh Christmas weed
Oh Christmas weed
I wanna smoke and light it

Oh where’s the weed
We got the weed
We roll it up and light it
Oh where’s the weed
We got the weed
We roll it up and light it