End.

Yo, so this is the end of the album
How did you sit through this garbage, huh?
I don't understand how you could've done it
But now it's over, you gotta wonder
Where does it go from here, hmm?

Well, eventually I'm gonna make real music
But for now, enjoy this hunk of garbage
Yeah, this is an abomination against humanity
Th-that's what this album was, apparently
Y'know, I just have a spoken word that I totally wrote down
And this isn't just improv
But I'd like to thank, every last one of you
The two people who sat through this whole thing, without dying
Because the thing's so awful
If this doesn't make Worst Album of the Decade List
Thеn I'm suing Fantano
Because, this absolutely is thе worst album ever made
Am I gonna ramble for minutes and minutes? Maybe
I don't know why, I just think it'd be kinda funny
If you're expecting more instrumentation near the end of this song
And also, I don't think I should put a spoken word at the end of it
You know, To Pimp a Butterfly did that
And it's, well, y'know, To Pimp a Butterfly
Would not say that this album comes even close
Because it doesn't, because it's not supposed to
If you enjoyed this album
What kind of sick, demented, human being are you?
You are sick, and terrible, and don't have taste
Or, you're another type of sick
In which, your taste is so unbelievable perfect
That you realized the subtle genius of this album
Truly, this has been, just a breathtaking, unbelievable, just
Garbage, dumpster fire of a project
And yet, you still sat through it
Because you realized that there is an art form to making bad music
This album isn't just a bad album
(yo kiddos)
It's a bad story
*hums
Ha, you thought it was over, but you were wrong
You see, this album has been an endeavor in human history
To purposely put out the worst thing ever made
And I don't think there's gonna be an album much worse than the one you've been listening to already
Go ahead, find me an album worse
I dare you
But that's not the point
The point that I wanna make with this album is that things in the music industry...
Pretty dumb
Everyone just wants a formula
So I created the most god awful formula imaginable
It's quite simple actually, it's called
A word pops into my head, and then I make something stupid out of it
You see, this album, it's actually genius
And don't take it from me
Take it from, uhh
From, uhh
Anyways, so, what I'm trying to say is that
If you have sat through this spoken word bit
Then props to you
Heh, you seem really dedicated to something that you already know is unbelievably god awful
For what? You just wanna suffer?
Is that what you're doing? You're pushing the bounds of what music is?
You think this is music? This isn't Mortal Man
I can't just speak for 6 minutes and expect this song to be a masterpiece
You think I can do that?
Well, you're very kind if you think I can do that
Anyways, this rambly speech is supposed to be, like, deep and stuff
As we all know, if it's really long, it's really deep
So I'm gonna keep rambling on, because this is really profound
Just the most profound, amazing thing possible
I mean truly, how do you get better than this?
You don't, you just don't
And believe me, you don't
A part, a part of how you know this album is bad, is the album cover
I mean, look at it
It's really just so bad, it's good
Like, truthfully, I mean, the album cover is just so cool
That it took me, like, so long to make it
That it took, like, a total of like, 7 seconds it was crazy long!
And yeah, maybe I should actually like, end the song
'Cause I don't even think this is considered a song anymore
I think, I think this is just me talking
Like, is this even a song?
Do I have to sing?
I-I can sing, but I don't wanna sing
This is a spoken word part!
So umm, hmm
Y'know, we've had some good times
Ow, across the album
Heh, it's been a transcendent journey I bet
But y'know what? Every book has to close
Well, I mean, not every book HAS to close, but this one's probably gonna close soon
Ow!
Anyway, you know what?
I think I'm gonna close this book
With, this
A wise man once told me
Swag gang gang gang gang skrrt skrrt
Pull up pull up
When I gonna gunna yuh woo woo woo!
Heh, brings me to tears every time
Well, goodbye
Seriously, goodbye
*hums