Burn Down the Trailer Park

I borrowed some money, I sold my car
I set an airstream trailer up on blocks.
That satellite dish was my first mistake,
She started watchin' Oprah Winifrey and Rikki Lake.

She cut me down to once a week,
At supper time there wasn't nothing to eat.
I was paranoid and scared to death,
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath.

Chorus: Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard.
I can't live here since you broke my heart,
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park.

She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass,
She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie.
My landlord came while I was out of town,
Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down.

I fell asleep with the Late Show on,
Now it's 3 a. m., I wake up and she's gone.
I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again,
But since I don't know which trailer she's in

Chorus: Burn down the trailer park,
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard.
I can't live here since you broke my heart,
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park.
Burn it down.

Jenny Jones don't understand,
Geraldo don't understand,
Maury Povich sure don't understand
I got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man.

Chorus: I'm gonna burn down the trailer park,
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard.
I can't live here since you broke my heart,
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park.

Burn down the trailer park.
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard.
I can't live here since you broke my heart,
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park.
Burn down the trailer park.
Burn it down.