Beige

[Intro]
Tights, toffee, mud, sparrows
Corrugated cardboard, Cornetto cones
The wood in pencils and kitchen utensils
Natterjack, natterjack toads

[Refrain]
I’ve heard that beige is all the rage
It’s the start of a new age
I painted my canary’s cage
Beige

[Verse 1]
It’s a certain type of brown
That seems to have been watered down
It’s springing up all around
Oh, beige

[Verse 2]
It’s the color of cardigans
And coffee creams
Terry Wogan’s dreams
And lino

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
Just look into a beige sky
With beige clouds passing by
A beige sun shining through beige raindrops
To make a bеige rainbow
Wo, wo, wo

[Refrain]
I’ve heard that bеige is all the rage
It’s the next logical stage
It’s all over the front page
Oh, beige

[Verse 3]
It’s the color of milk in Coco Pops
And fallow deer
The town of Crewe
And plaster

[Verse 4]
It’s a coffee ice cream
It’s a beef paste dream
It’s a library color scheme
Oh, beige is superior to
Tan or fawn or camel or caramel
As well as the antelope

[Outro]
Beige is the color of hope
Everything’s coming up beige