Beer for Breakfast (Alternate Version)

I start my day exercising right
I lift up a beer can with all of my might
It's not very heavy, I don't really sweat
It's the most conditioned workout I get

I want beer for breakfast, my favorite drink
Beer for breakfast, I don't want to think

The first my eyes open, my problems begin
I need a bottle to drown them all in
The tall ones, the cool ones, give me sympathy
I tell them my troubles, then they comfort me

I want beer for breakfast, that's all I need
Beer for breakfast to make my heart bleed

Yeah

I got three reasons to just stay alive
Budweiser, Miller and Colt 45
I'll drink like a bachelor until I die
Surrounded by empties, I'll get drunk and cry

I want beer for breakfast, that's all I crave
Beer for breakfast 'til I'm in my grave
Beer for breakfast, that's all I need
Beer for breakfast to make my heart bleed