Welcome To The Chum Bucket (a Stove Is A Stove)
A stove is a stove
No matter where you go
A patty is a patty
That's what I say
A grill is a grill
This is surely so
And fries should be
Fries either way
But this grill is not a home
It is not the stove I know
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay
This kitchen's not the same without you
It's just a grill
It's just a greasy spoon without you