Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

[Verse 1]
If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get outta the barn, stay off the farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime

[Chorus]
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

[Verse 2]
My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him NO
Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a barn door man, no

[Chorus]
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

[Bridge]
Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
Done with sheep

[Outro]
Dirty deeds, don't tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds done with sheep (Baaaaa!)
Quiet girls, I think the shepard's comin'