73rdAnnualGimbleTelathon

[Intro]
Our lines are open, we are taking calls 24/7
We at Gimble are working around the clock to serve you
(Our lines are open, we are taking ca-)
Hello, my name is Mr. Gimble from the Mini Gimble Foundation
Every year children die
Every year children cry
We need you to step in to make a difference
Call now 1800-Mini-Gimble
Our lines are open, we are taking calls 24/7
We at Gimble are working around the clock to serve you

[Verse: BONES]
We've only got but a moment
We've only got right now
We've only got but a moment
The time is running out
We've only got but a moment
We've only got right now
We've only got but a moment
To make the children smile

[Outro]
Warning, warning
If your children have been exposed to Uncle Ricky's Blunt Gut Bedding, you may be entitled to compensation
There have been signs of serious nicotine poisoning from the Blunt Gut Bedding
Children have been showing signs of severe nicotine poisoning, including vomiting, skin rash and blindness
We have to put a stop to the Mini Gimble Foundation today
Erghhm Jesus!
Looking good!