Pinky Interlude

Yea, so uh
A lot y'all know my brother
He can't bend his pinky
Y'all be asking why so I'll just tell you now
Senior year in high school
We go to Waffle House
He's a senior, I'm a junior
And there's this midget in there
And people were laughing at the midget
It was whatever, we were just ready to eat
For whatever reason that midget pointed at my brother and said
"Hey! Meet me outside"
So at that point, we started laughing too
So we go outside and the midget puts them up
He's ready to fight
Wesley is still laughing because as you could imagine
This is hilarious, we didn't do anything
So then the midget pulls out a knife
And lunges at my brother
He puts his hand up to deflect it and the knife goes in his palm
Slashed a nerve
We went to the hospital and said
"Look Wesley, you can get surgery and have a 70% chance
At being able to bend your pinky again
Or you can play your last season of high school football"
My brother chose football
Not only did he choose football but he became the linebacker of the year
And two time Cobb Defensive Player of the Week
But he can't bend his pinky