Evil Lair

Evil Lair

Written, recorded, produced, engineered, & performed by Broc Jesch (Breezy)

Intro
You got it

1st Verse
In my evil lair I’m right there like a nightmare giving you a jump scare when I’m slaughtering people on a mobile throne like Dr. Evil teaming up with assassins beating people up & taking actions while getting high & getting high scores I’m making you fall for trapdoors shooting you down on all fours I’m taking everything that used to be yours then I’ll head right back to the cellar looking like an underground cave dweller that’ll make you disappear like Penn & Teller you must break into a lot of homes but you’re never going to leave mine because it’s like the Paris Catacombs full of bats & collapsing tombs deathtraps & secret rooms gaps & poisonous mushrooms destroying your clan like I was David Lo Pan in my dark realm coming up with a masterplan taking you out like you were trash in my lair I’m ready to smash you into the hellfire like a rag doll one tripwire was your biggest downfall

Chorus
Beware of my evil lair full of a lot of weapons of warfare & my henchmen there my underground base where it’s full of many traps of mine created through a design by a mastermind
You got it (2X)
Beware of my evil lair

2nd Verse
I’ll end your story takeover your territory & keep all of your inventory then take you down to my laboratory full of a lot of lava motes & pitfalls brewing potions traps & human skulls you’re going to wish you never got involved I’m going to shoot for the face until my problems are solved kill yourself before I do I’m out of my mind too I will blind you & pull up right behind you even in your dreams I will find you you don’t want it with me & my security because I got a dojo & I know karate an your bitch is my good luck charm you won’t be causing any harm being afraid of consequences better come to your senses or I’m going to be swinging for the fences ready to throw hands & just box you’ll be shaking like Michael J. Fox never know when I might snap & bust a cap or two kidnap a few like it’s a wrap for you fuck you going to do when I trap you in my dark realm like so many that I slay & overwhelm

Chorus

Song Title: Evil Lair
Artist: Breezy
Album: Game Over
Producer: Broc Jesch (Breezy)
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