Wario
Wario
Written, recorded, produced, engineered, & performed by Broc Jesch (Breezy)
Intro
So you think it’s cool to break into fucking castles that aren’t yours hu you really think you can fuck with me little boy
1st Verse
Forget about Bowser because I’m your biggest problem I’m chilling in my castle with lava at the bottom the villain on the rise about to jeopardize lives an beat Mario’s ass as soon as he arrives kicking in heroes groins & I’m taking all their gold coins player 2 joins & I’m not going to take it easy then I’ll tell Luigi that he’s nothing but a wannabe an that’s all he’s ever going to be because he can’t defeat me Mario is looking grim what the fuck does Peach even see in him he’s nothing but a bitch that’s fun to hassle the princess is in a different castle asshole he really thought that he was on a roll until I hung his ass up the flagpole whooping like a Power Ranger all I feel is anger an I will put you all in danger the bad guy wins the day game changer
2nd Verse
I’m making Mario jump hurtles putting a stop to this sick son of a bitch murdering turtles kick him in the dick then flip him the bird I’m looking for this fucking nerd so spread the word stomp them into a midget in my Pumas then I’ll send my Goombas plunging take you to the dungeon as a prisoner show you my fortress & finisher looking like the Riddler but littler I’ll murder every visitor bringing ghost chases & mayhem I’m making bullets with angry faces on them Peach wants to be with me but Mario’s trying to take her until I hit his ass with the final haymaker have you meet your maker an I’ll be your undertaker creating chaos bashing & smashing everybody that I come across you’re about to suffer another big loss because I’m the final boss
3rd Verse
Step into my fortress & you’ll never forget it you will regret it Mario just doesn’t get it all he does is kill turtles & eat shrooms destroy castles & rooms want to fight me but can’t take me no handshake bitch don’t mistake me I hit you you hit dirt beat you on expert & fucked up your t-shirt Mario is a dunce that’s rather fragile the princess is in a different castle asshole I’m beastly you’re puny there’s nothing you can say or do to me to really ruin me you’re just another dick trying to screw up the day got nothing nice to say then I’ll slay you away you’re the biggest poser without any composure an I’m the body disposer that’ll Debo your shit right after he came over Wario whooped your ass GAME OVER
Outro
Fuck you doing in my castle little boy heard you been going castle to castle trying to get your bitch back you know she left your animal abusing ass you must be on too many mushrooms to realize it’s game over
Song Title: Wario
Artist: Breezy
Album: Game Over
Producer: Broc Jesch (Breezy)
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