For the Glory of Gleeble Glorp

[Verse 1]
Twelvety light years
And for most of your lives you’ve been training for this day
All the right fears
Have been honing the edge of your seats in time for
Aerobraking, helmet shaking, making peace with Gleeble in his eminence

[Chorus]
People of Earth, we bring you freedom
Weapons aglow, and armored to the twelves
Making friends at maximum warp
Ready or not (ready or not), here we come
Storming in hot to save you from yourselves
Every human kneel and sing for the glory of Gleeble Glorp

[Verse 2]
Stream out more slime
I see patches of humans not in agony
There’s no war crime
When your enemy comes from a different point of
View. The way they look, the way they act, the way they worship’s just so alien

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Just a scrimmage
We can hardly expect a challenge to those made
In His image
From a people who still can’t keep from getting
Ice cream headaches, I mean come on. How can you not… no, forget it. Nevermind

[Chorus]
Every human kneel and sing for the glory of Gleeble Glorp
Every human kneel and sing … for the glory of Gleeble Glorp