Catastrophic
I was digging through my attic last night when I came across a couple old fucks
I was gon give ‘em to ya then I took em to the Goodwill-sold em for 24 bucks-
When he gon tuck his tail and then sprint like a gazelle for the old folks home
They think his ship has done sailed he’s done well, but why the hell he went and wrote mo songs
The show goes on- til it don’t no mo, bove water til my boat won’t float
Used to think my main purpose was to soak hoes throats, woulda swore I’m never gon go broke, well damn
I did now I’m half shook back-sure am
Me and Big Josh and Scramn
Then I talked to Big Char, instantly we was fam- we was sittin' in your Ram
Outside the Laquinta by the Briley, my face wasn’t on smiley
These pussies, they was gon do lil bit of this and every bit of that, they just wasn’t gon try me
Fuck what you deserve, fuck everything I earned, you can start some shit, shit and then get spurned
From the shit you invented, lotta dick suckin implemented
2 whomever this concerns
I’m just a little bit perturbed but bitch I ain’t a bit concerned
It’s a whole lotta shit we gotta get get get unlearned
Circle keep gettin smaller as the big one turns
Loved on plenty women- never gave my dick one burn- praise European Jesus and the real one
This America we all appreciate a good replica, just pledge your allegiance to a real one
Real shit, I don’t need a permit to q conceal one, authentic country and I’m still one
I will put a pussy in the ground like it’s real fun- them feelings y’all be feeling I don’t feel none - real numb
I admit I do need to chill some- over 40 livin like I’m real dumb
Naw ain’t signed to Yelawolf anymore but I’m still slum, eat that booty pussy until cum
Fuck the political views- anyone choose, my gun and my vote is unofficial
Ain’t a sangle one eez sumbitches lol shit so what’s the issue? Never heard ya name one time- how could I diss you?
If I can’t kiss you? I got no business layin wit you, got no business lettin nothin spray and hit you
On ya face, on ya feet, on ya booty, on ya boobs, on ya back-just fact, here take a tissue
It’s a whole lotta civil unrest and rightfully so it’s like we had a demon contest
Bring the evil over here- please be my guest - that’s what it is let me qkand imma be at my best
Y’all laughed hard when he was depressed but God kept keepin him blessed long as my heart beat in my chest, even in death, imma have pussy ass people big pressed, Bubbie
Yeen my Buddy, hell naw ain’t my buddy cause ya ain’t around when it get bloody
When the truck get muddy and the lG money get funny like Al Bundy- shit finna get nutty
Damn I miss Duddy, RIP Cutty, just keeps getting shorter
DoorDash keep fuckin up my order and my lil whore done went to Florida…