John Merrick - Elephant Man Bones Explosion

Bucketbot can carry 10 times his body weight, useful for carrying machinery and coffins throughout the park

If you get lost, find the nearest coop or mausoleum. Sometimes they look the same

Bucketheadland is not affiliated with the tri-state crematorium or its repair facilites

Animatronic characters should be bolted down at all times. Please report rogue characters

*We built a mausoleum... setup a walkthrough. We made the model with openings, where you can walk in and get a beinge. I wish I had the idea...
Uh, Couple of different things, a wedge-- that way you could get the effect of the staging the riot scenes and decide if they were gonna work or not...
I worked with Bill-ger Smacks and his people, and they were scalding these little bucket binge guys, and the model pretty much portrayed the way the ride was built
Uh, the McFadden brothers made suggestions all along...*

Keep all hands, arms, stubs inside the vehicle at all times. Hold on tight to all persons, bags or artificial limbs

You must be atleast 100 meters tall to battle Bootzilla
Cattle prods can be rented inside the main entrance or purchased at the tool shed in the Slaughterzone
Ask about our personalized engravings... Hey, you're not supposed to drink that embalming fluid!

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Can somebody please help me? Oh God, please help me!
Can somebody please help me? Oh God, can you please help me?
Please help me! Dear God, can you please help me?

Fun and games!
Fun and Games!
FUN AND GAMES!
YEAH! WOO HOO!
ALRIGHT BOYS!
YEAH! ALRIGHT! YEAH!
Alright boys, Goblins and ghouls!
GOBLINS AND GHOULS!
YEAH!