But I'm Alive

My teeth are made from porcelain, when I eat my mouth gets full of broken glass
When I talk it makes you nervous, it's not saliva it's the shards that move too fast

But I'm alive, even though it seems unlikely
I'm alive though my eyes are screwed up and twisted

My head is off kilter, it spins around and round like Linda Blair
My ears, they flap like Dumbo's, they try to lift me into the sky

But I'm alive, even though it seems unlikely
I'm alive though modern medicine can't explain

My left arm is longer than my right leg, disproportionate is right where I belong
There's a sheet of metal lodged in my spine, but it hasn't been there long

But I'm alive, even though it seems unlikely
I'm alive though modern medicine can't explain
I'm alive though I'm trapped under this tractor
I'm alive, I'm a bonafide scientific find