Sometimes I Feel Tall

[Verse 1]
Man have I
Ever told you that I only stand at
5'5
I'm hella short, yeah
That's why I
Like to stand on big old stages like this
I'm so high
And I can pretend that I'm not so short
I am tiny
I am a tiny human being
Most women don't want to have sex with a tiny being
And my penis is dryer than Mojave dessert
Recently I've been getting some attention
And I just feel a little proud of that, yeah
And honestly I'm just scared that I might end up getting real cocky
It scares the fuck out of me 'cause like, oh

[Chorus]
Sometimes I feel tall
And I can't do it all
But I get locked up in my head
Lockеd up in my head
I feel tall
But I forget I'm small
Need to cool down to remеmber that
I'm not big at all

[Bridge]
Need to remind my self
Need to remind my self
Need to remind my self, oh
La da da da da oh whoa

[Outro]
All right, so thank you guys so much for listening
I'm sorry it took me like 9 months to make a 20-minute album
Um, a lot of stuff came up but I'm really glad that this could come out
And thank you guys so much for supporting me and following me along the way
And I hope to see you soon